February 2011
A flock of crows is called a murder.
January 2011
isamiahmed asked: Hi there, I’m Sami, a 19 year old student from London. I’m trying to raise support for a petition I’ve made for my mum because she was forced to marry a paedophile when she was a child, and it has 4,900 signatures so far just from me asking people :) I hope that you’ll want to sign this petition at http://www.gopetition.co.uk/petitions/justice-for-saira.html
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Justice For Saira: Justice For My Mum →
isamiahmed:
My name is Sami Ahmed, (right) i’m 19 years old and have started a petition for my mum (left) because when she was 13, she was forced into a child marriage. So far this has over 4,000 signatures. To read the petition and sign it, please visit …
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